How could you not mention Lost in Translation anywhere here?

You can get that jacket from Uniqlo for 79 bucks...

It really should be “Keep Calm and Carson.” Come on, Ben!

Counterpoint: Everyone else who is worth a damn doesn’t want to step in front of the Clinton train. That’s why we got the frozen blocks of woods and they guy who doesn’t care if he ruffles some feathers.

I really hope this is a joke post.

No more Food News!?!!?

Deadspin’s newest running article: 500 Days of Narcing.

They just gave Jalen a radio show. So I don’t think so.

Honestly, they couldn’t get a female officer to do this? I guess he handled it fine, but just seems like a strange dynamic for this kind of thing. No wonder it goes unreported so often.

Seems like these guys are constantly trading their ex’s. There are millions of options out there. What are they doing?

The new management at the chocolate factory isn’t going well, huh?

Very true. Pretty amazing. But aren’t his kids off in college/ adults now?

I’m just trying imagine The Newsroom but with Kobe, KD, and Jeter all there instead.

The running and jumping into your teammate to celebrate thing is pretty dumb. High-five or slap on the ass. Get it together, guys.

Yes it’s true. This man has Nodak.

Skip seems to have the same misperception a lot of people have in that they think the same way a professional athlete does. From the lingo, to diet, to workout. You know the guy, he posts things like “when you skip the gym, what do you think your competition is doing?”

I really don’t understand why anyone would want to be a high school (or lower level) ref. Low pay, no respect, everyone hates you. Why do they do it?

Is it possible that this game has anymore noteworthy happenings?

All our prayers were going to Kim Davis. God’s magical powers were too busy fightin Satan’s gay minions. We failed you St. Tebow!!

“What?! Johnny and Cobra Kai lost!?”