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Are those really the only options?

Great speech, dad.

Too bad we, as a society, are so jaded we can’t enjoy a players season in college. Who F#@%ing cares what he does in the NFL? Most Heisman winners, especially QBs, don’t do shit at the next level! But that’s cool cause they tore it up in college and earned a pretty cool ass award, even if it’s status has been

Quit thinking logically my dude. If the browns have the #1 pick, there’s no way in hell they pass on Baker McCrotchgrab. It’s gonna be glorious.

I don’t think they take him. Johnny Flashbacks.

Quite simply, I don’t want a phone that is razor thin and made out of glass. It is stupid as hell. They should be built like a tank to begin with. I buy a $1K phone for the functionality, not the looks. If someone made an industrial phone that could take my lifestyle without a case, I would be all in. Sliding keyboard

Also because the materials expensive phones are made with can often make them slippery. My Galaxy 7 Edge can be like a bar of soap sometimes. A case really helps. 

That is because 10 dollars is a reasonable amount to spend to avoid a 200 dollar repair on their 1,000 dollar device.

You should really use a case.

There’s also the theory that Huxley is his daughter, which makes their cyber sex scene even more awkward.

Criminal mis-use of Oscar Isaac should be prosecuted by the highest court in the land.

The first 10 minutes of X2 (Nightcrawler in the White House) is my favorite superhero movie of all time.

redskull3000, you are fined one credit.

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

ADDENDUM: Based on this trailer, we are within touching distance of a Jurassic/Fast & Furious crossover, and I am officially like “Screw it, whatever, let’s do this.”

Oh c’mon! Don’t put a T-Rex moment like that in the damn FIRST trailer! Save that for the theatres, ya dumb shits! Create some tension and mystery and excitement!

Her centrality in this franchise was a huge mistake.

No, it’s a dinosaur.

My thoughts and prayers are with those struck down by the Death Star.

And when they inevitably get sick and need treatment, either: