This dude is so problematic I don’t even know where to begin. I have stated here on the Root multiple times before that I unfortunately had the opportunity to witness some of this shit up close and in person since I worked a couple of his tours, so I will hold off on a more lengthy tirade. However, this line sums it…

Totally on point with saying it’s hard to understand what makes a “good” manager. A great example is Joe Torre. Before becoming the Yankees manager in 1996 he had a .471 winning percentage, and, with over 1,800 games managed, a postseason record of 0-3. He proceeded to win four World Series in the next five years, and…

WUT

He has regenerated into a cutie patootie

He’s A Dim Son...

The only rational response is to continue sending Neshek increasingly irrelevant and uninteresting things to sign, so we can find his breaking point.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

“We can take a joke.”

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

The correct answer is “Mary Jane’s Last Dance.” It’s also my pick for the best music video, ever.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

I don’t want to be the one to do this....but we gonna do this.

SPICY