Michael, do you write the headlines to your articles?
Because you know that headline is click-baity ASFUCK.

Having all of my Gawker Gizmodo stuffs in one easy to find place makes my life so much easier! Now all I need is for all of my favorite things to conform together for the greater good of humanity and the survival of the human race. Kinja is plus-speedwise doubleplusgood.

Drogon and Rickon both skipped the same day of class at the "'Zig and/or Zag, You Idiot' School of Avoiding Arrows"