@thedoommarine: The poor half already came damn close once.

@justagigilo85: Aww yeah, giant stuff is great. I myself am a giant thing, at 6'4" tall.

@RedRed17: Well, yeah, it might not be the most fun game ever,but I really see this as being more of a mobile Crysis. That is, you buy it to show off your little blinking gizmo than to enjoy a exceptional game.

@fearing: It will, but it wont look quite as pretty.

And the preemptive award for best mobile game ever goes to...

@SaintMadeOfPlaster: My thoughts exactly, I was expecting one given how they'd posted multiple prerelease articles and even featured it in a give-away.

@DukeColossus: How did it compare to the console (good) version of NightFire?

@IceMetalPunk: Judging by the documentary I watched a year or two a go, they've made some pretty big advancements. The fact that a guy read a word and was able to distinguish shapes is amazing, previously you'd be lucky if you got a couple small white blobs.

@heroineworshipper: Are Americans known for our gigantic brastraps or something?

@eyeshield: Nazi Zombies also had 4 man teams, each with distinct personalities.

@LaurenIsSoMosh: Totally different.

@abartkewicz: That would be the epitome of delightfully inappropriate.

@Zelda did it!: And not enough funny.

I'd pay $60 just to get a presidential-themed zombie game.

"The face, though, was added digitally."

@gurfinki: If they changed that, I'm going to be pissed. Deaths in this game are too cheap anyways, and I put up with loosing all my loot to lava out of necessity.

Hey, man, anything if it means they let us bring skin-tight clothing to space.

@DracoCross: Oh snaps, Henry Clerval I presume?

I can't wait for goblin villages, just so that I can reenact the sand-people seen from Attack of The Clones.

"It'd sound like a bizarro world had it not come so close to actually happening!"