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@Chrysolite: Chell is busty and wearing form fitting clothing?

The TSA needs a way to screen for this kinda behavior, instead of checking to see if there's a bomb in my ass.

@CaffineFreakUs: I totally did not understand that comic the first time I read it.

@Dragonis: That would imply any game is an RPG. :P

@Doneaux: Mass Effect 1 was an RPG with shooter elements.

@Nexus6: Yeah, it's really not an improvement over the core mechanics established in Call of Duty 4, it's just polished and refined those mechanics, specifically as they were seen in Modern Warfare 2.

@Type R: Or an innocent bystander, these chases don't take place on closed courses or HollyWood sets so cops have to assume that anything other than a direct hit to the suspect's vehicle could damage or injure pedestrians, public and private property, or the occupants of the suspect's vehicle (since they couldn't…

@Subarufu: Looks like a bird diving into the water.

@Soulrider2012: It's fake and gay.

@Faux Bravo: Yeah, I pointed that out, but I considered fudging it and allowing the Alpha to be considered a 2010 game because of all the progress it's made this year alone.

I've often time payed nothing for my games. They were gifts.

You should drop Black Ops (which was good, but not quite GOTY good), and pick something else. Maybe a non-HD title?

@m_k_321: I believe you mean "African-American coffee".

@Cannabiscuit: It's a great idea... Get enough salt and caffeine in your system at once, you'll pop like a balloon.

@Spiders88: Funny, I thought that, too. Maybe the Chaos Marine took it from him to begin with?

@FritzLaurel: Well, that's quite alright. I like runny.

Eugh, who did the modeling for that game? Frank West's head looks way to small from the back (where you'll spend most of your time looking at it), and what's with that shopping cart? Wickedly disproportionate, even for a cart you'd find in the mall.

@FritzLaurel: I can't believe they didn't pack cheddar. It's the most popular cheese in the world and they didn't pack cheddar.

Now that's what I call parabolic.