Oh no, goodness, those damage the paint work with their splashy insides and you get bits of rotting meat lodged in the intakes which leads to vultures following your car all up and down the coast. Or so I’ve heard anyway, yes.

Considering the current administration, I'm surprised it wasn't in US-Canada-Mexico order: USCAM

If we’re talking about misspelled terms in automotive, may I also add to the pile:

BRING IT, BITCH

If we are diving into global economics for a moment, I don’t think China is concerned about this small slowdown, especially because their investments aren’t predicated upon unsustainable domestic growth.

1st Gear/Neutral:

This. So much this.

“Grunt regularly to assert my manliness”

Have a Snickers, my dude...

Politicians - take note. We need a massive investment into a retooling of our education and economy. One that actually looks forward.

The fact that brown is more popular than green leads me to believe they’re counting UPS trucks. It’s the only logical answer.

there are so many better colors than “oh shit it looks like it might rain” grey.

The brown leather was only available on the much higher Touring trim. I got a lowly Premium. So my options were black, tan or grey. Green paint meant tan was your only interior choice.

I like that we’re carrying on the charade that this has anything to do with political ideology at this point, rather than a toxic combination of tribalism and belief that the ends justify any means.

Neutral: Front license plates.

ok boomer

To be fair, this is the most coherent Japanese-English translation I’ve read in a long time. Here’s an excerpt from my favorite article:

...and gold wheels that are admittedly very cool.

Brogan BamBrogan? Is the guy a pro wrestler or a cartoon character? If some dude going by Brogan BamBrogan walked into my office and asked for millions of dollars for a cartoon transport system I'd call security and have him escorted out.

But some ideas are so obviously bad that they can’t survive even the most fervent technocratic fever dreams.