“Oh, and car payments are too damn high!”

David Assman, pronounced OSS-man 

The RVR/Outlander Sport is a lifted Lancer.

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

A couple of my A8s had that. It was sold as part of the “Warm Weather Package”. “Cold Weather Package” came with heated steering wheel (awesome!) and the ski sack, which is also strange and weird and random.

As someone with 3 E36s... Those are to indicate your hazards are on when you break down. Again.

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

Late Stage Capitalism is begging corporations for the privilege of buying their goods.

I’m actually a licensed adjuster...and I can tell you that will clients like this in scenarios like this...we just total it.

I emerged from Cleveland but I can’t speak for any other idiots

I want wagons and sedans to switch. Almost everyone gets a wagon, but the occasional sedan comes to market and is heralded for being unique. That’s my vision for Hogan’s America.

Wrong. Minivans are the obvious choice - no ground clearance, all-wheel drive is available, gobs of cargo/passenger space.

Solution: Stop buying crossovers. What a magical world.

New York is a giver, not a taker. Volume has nothing to do with it, per capita has nothing to do with it. The total numbers show that New York and New Jersey receive less in Federal Funds than they pay in. And those same numbers show that moocher states getting more than they put in are located in the South, primarily.

Hahaha! Your W8 Passat is definitely not near as quick as a EVO8 (if you even own one and are not just trolling). Please elaborate on how you loped over 2 seconds off of your car.

Excuse me, would you kindly shut your whore mouth?

what a great time to be alive. except for all the other shit happening.

Unbelievable. She saw him backing up and still cut him off!

Truly, we live in a golden age when we complain that sports cars “only have 335 HP.”

Funny how only people who do not/never have/never will own a Lotus are the ones who joke about “parts falling off”...as if that’s an actual thing with Lotus. My Elise is easily the most reliable car I’ve owned in the last 5 years.