It's funny that you brought up the Taboo series of all things, because I remember going into a site back when I started to re-name a bunch of clips from it. They went from being "Mother and son" to "Cougar and her boy toy," that kind of thing.

Yeah, the industry has been trying pretty hard to shake off their image of bein agressive and degrading towards women. So now titles have to avoid references to forced action, unless you are dealing with a BDSM site where that's pretty much the thing people are looking for.

I get assigned to different sites all the time and some times it can be a week or even more before I get a new project, but remember. The internet is full of porn, so there's always work to be done. I get paid per words or at a fixed rate for titles, and it's not really full time since I'm in college but it pays well…

It's all good, I like having chats with people on the internet and it's pretty fun to talk about this thing.

Part of me just thought "Most bronies probably watch porn too if what I read about cloppers is true," so I rolled with it.

Aww c'mon, man. I actually put that pony one up for the Kotaku bronies. I might not be one myself, but I thought it would be good to get a laugh out of you guys. The funny thing about that one is that I tried to make it work with "Magical ass" but I couldn't.

Nah, I get that question all the time so it's totally cool.

I'll let the world know once I do, that's for sure.

Thanks a lot! It makes me glad to know that there's a chance for someone other than my fiancee and me to chuckle at these.

Yep, that's how it works. It's also risky to use "teenager" most of the time, but saying "teen" is perfectly fine. Kinda funny, really.

Yeah, that picture pretty much sums it up. And hey, you would be surpised by just how much softcore porn is out there. My friends and I still joke around about how we grew up on "Emanuelle" and "Justine," a couple of cheesy and moreoften than not bad series of soft-core movies.

It comes in handy from time to time, though most of my wit runs out at the point where I have to finish a couple hundred titles in a couple of hours and only have like, say, 10 done.

It only gets worse once you learn what kinds of sites I write for.

I'm sorry, but the R word is the only word that the industry won't let fly. Well, that and anything that implies forced action and in some cases, incest.

You have no idea of how badly I've been waiting for a chance to use "Little big unit" and "Hey low reach." I had forgotten about "No need for speed" and "Epic Hickey," so thanks for reminding me of those! Guess I'll find them a spot on this project.

Chances are you won't get to see much of my work unless you are into weird stuff. Most of the sites that I get to write for are pretty far out there!

I'm glad my little "hobby" has been deemed worthy of being featured here. I never really thought that my cheesy inside-jokes would make it out there in the open, much less here on Kotaku so this is quite the honor to say the least!

Oh man, you just made my day with that!

I would love to see Amy in it, but I doubt she'll make it since her character belongs to Capcom now.

Bitch had to know better than to use wire hangers, though.