Freeze has the perfect “Southern Pinhead” face.

“Isn’t this incredible!”

The game deserves an article from “Deadspin Contributor” Tim Donaghy.

The problem with basketball, and football, is that fouls occur on nearly every play. This makes it quite easy for the officials to influence a single game.

What does the “hockey man so tough” crowd think of the elementary-level shoving that occurs after a whistle/period 95% of the time?

“That’s a hell of an idea.... TIB!”

“Nobody told me I would have to spend any money.”

“My advice to you, start drinking heavily.”

Mr. November is the perfect nickname. Had he played in any other ballpark, it would have been a routine fly out to right.

Early 00's East was worse.

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If curses were real, the red and white sox would have never won again.

It’s more likely that all the top players are on something vs. all being clean.

It ended up not mattering, but the Bucks guy took way more than 0.5 to get a shot off. And the ensuing rebound resulted in a 3.

I noticed Thomas also repeatedly broke another rule that is never enforced. Stepping over the foul line before your shot reaches the hoop.

Eventually the sabermetrics crowd will defeat their white whale.

Basketball summed up (defense on the right)

If blocks were tracked, I’m sure Wilt had 50+ one year. (as well as 10+ quads) I’m also sure that ESPN would never mention this fact because it occurred “before the merger”...

The Ned Flanders of golf.

“That’s AuH2O Jerry!”