When I was an Outward Bound instructor, sometimes we would get packages from REI of retired rental gear/unsellable returned gear for us to scavenge through. It was awesome!! I still have this amazingly comforable sweater that had both elbows blown out I got that way.

The NYT article surprised me because I was fairly certain we’d already talked about a lot of the book being made up? Wasn’t that a discussion on the lady internet after the wife bonuses thing, didn’t we talk about how she over embellished? Am I making this up?

Man, the comments on that website if you ever want to see Lewis’ Law in action...

So glad you have already planned all this out without even meeting the woman and learning what her interests and opinions are!

I was supposed to be at a family reunion the day the episodes dropped and I was actually very distressed about it!! But then I got a new job and can’t take the time off to fly home....and being able to watch OITNB that weekend is the icing on the new job cake!!

The camp director of the Girl Scout camp I went to/worked at for over half the summers of my life recently shared something to Facebook about respectful practices for transgender campers. I was really excited, and proud to be associated with it. And this is in Texas, too. Girl Scouts rule.

This commercial is great, but let’s not erase Chelsea Lately or Nikki & Sara! I know those weren’t major network shows, but TBS isn’t major network either.

My boyfriend and I are both into this silly smartphone game that you play in several short little bursts throughout the day. Sometimes we’ll be sitting next to each other on the couch both playing it, and while I’m fully aware that it must look like hell to outsiders, I really like it. It’s just one of the many…

WHAT. BUT I BOUGHT MASS EFFECT 3 PLUS A BUNCH OF DLCS YESTERDAY. DAMN IT.

WHAT. BUT I BOUGHT MASS EFFECT 3 PLUS A BUNCH OF DLCS YESTERDAY. DAMN IT.

Yeah, but I don’t have enough dishes to wait to wash the dishwasher when it is full to capacity.

My facial hair is like my #1 biggest insecurity. I’m very low-maintenance when it comes to my beauty routine—no makeup, hair styling, etc. But I’m just completely hung up about my facial hair. I got laser hair removal a few years ago, but two years out, it’s even worse than it was before I went under the laser. I…

Okay like I used to have a guy housemate that would FREAK THE FUCK OUT if he noticed there were pads in the trash, and utterly refuse to take the bathroom trash out (it was a living/work situation where we all had regular, rotating chores that were considered part of the job). And it was like COME ON BRO. YOU LIVE…

Hogbody!

I know this is of little help to you, but when I was on OKCupid, I almost never replied to any message I got from a guy, as 99% of the messages in my inbox were from guys just copy+pasting a generic message that they sent out to every profile they could find. Sometimes I’d reply if I could tell that the guy had…

she told Ryan Seacrest

In another other week, what Katya did—take the role that was arguably the least memorable of all seven and turn it into something awesome and funny*—should have earned her the win. Katya turned it the fuck out.

My roommate and I were watching together and the whole time we were like “double elimination?? Do you think?? Double elimination??”

Any lady thing. All of it. I wear makeup maybe 3-4 times a year and I always have to youtube a tutorial. I can’t get my hair to do anything other than be straight with a part down the middle. Sometimes I get ambitious and buy a bunch of girl clothes but inevitably after about a week, they’re all at the back of my…

As a former cruise ship employee, let me share with you some of my favorite sit-and-read places in the Caribbean:

I feel fairly confident that if you made me answer nonstop questions for like a week that were all recorded and then put on the internet, you’d be able to find one or two off-color jokes that the internet wouldn’t like. I think we need to back off Evans and Renner.