I am sorry and I mean no offense to you as a person, but I CANNOT HANDLE the color of those nails. Maybe it looks different in real life, but in the picture it creates the illusion that your nails are all whites, and it gives me the heebie jeebies. That and those french manicures where it's exaggerated so it looks…
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Open faced BEC on an Eggo Waffle, with the cheese being brie. Perfection.
Side-eyeing the "Tiny Little Shart" one. If there was really contaminated water used in the food, it would have been more than one single solitary shart. You had a shart! It happened because you are a human! Such is life.
I am here to corroborate this being real and not an April Fool’s prank! I work in the industry, and I heard rumors about it at a party last fall and have been breathlessly waiting for updates since then.
I am a cheerful, friendly, apologetic sort of person, but in 2008 I got hit going through an intersection by a driver making a right on red, and the second I got out of my car, it was like I turned into a completely different person. The first words out of my mouth were a very forceful "I had a GREEN and YOU hit me"…
So the message of the song is "I'm so straight for you that I would kiss a girl in order to be with you?" That's some mobius strip gayness right there.
On the subject of the timespan for the second date, my boyfriend and I went on our second date the very next night (first date Saturday night, second date Sunday night). Our first date went really, really well, and I REALLY liked him, but I was starting a new job on Monday so I just texted him Sunday morning and was…
Because no one came to answer my dismay, I googled it and apparently in some cities (Seattle, SF, Portland, etc) you have to separate out trash, recyclables, and food waste and if there is too much of anything in the wrong one you can have a fine placed on your garbage bill.
WHAT IS A MANDATORY COMPOSTING ORDINANCE. WHAT HIPSTER HELL CITY DO YOU LIVE IN.
A combination of this article with today's internet sport of making fun of teens crying about One Direction has made me realize that when Stan Lee dies, I will probably cry real tears.
I used to be ambivalent—I'd say that I could see it going either way: If I was with a guy who didn't want kids, I'd consider it, if I was with a guy who really didn't want kids, I would enjoy being a DINK. But lately I've found myself more and more thinking about having them, which is the result of me being in a…
When I was a junior in high school (2002-2003), I took AP US History and it was SO FUCKING HARD. Class would consist of a medium-hard quiz over the previous nights reading assignment, followed by us fucking around for the rest of the class period while the teacher searched the internet. A huge waste of time. But then…
Hypothetically: Can I use this bill to refuse to serve Christians? Because I CANNOT WAIT for someone to do that and the reaction around it.
SORRY I'VE BEEN BURNED. I CRIED MY EYES OUT AT BEING ELMO AND WE KNOW HOW THAT TURNED OUT.
So I did my laundry at my boyfriend's place last night, but we went to sleep before it was ready to take out of the dryer, and when I woke up this morning he had taken everything out and folded it for me! We don't even live together. I think he's a keeper, y'all.
AHHHH THIS LOOKS SO CUTE. I'm going to see it opening weekend.
Peanut Butter Pattie are Tagalongs! Peanut Butter Sandwiches are Do-Si-Dos. (I still don't have it memorized—I literally had to look at the boxes in my desk drawer haha)
SCREW YOU, FUNKY NAMES. I'm a lifetime Girl Scout who grew up in an ABC zip code, but now lives in a LBB zip code. And every time I try to order cookies at a booth, I can never remember what Peanut Butter Patties are called and the little shit is all snide like "do you mean Do-Si-Dos or Tagalongs?" and I'm like I…
Agreed to that sudden line from orange to red on the feet! I have a bird tattooed on my lower leg, and the pain was totally doable until that fucker's feet, right on my ankle bone. Holy shit! I thought I was going to die.