The bottom of the sign says "This is a beach party and beach attire is required!" Which cracks me up because you could legitimately wear most of these things to the beach without even a second thought.

THIS IS AMAZE!! I love it so much. But Hermione being Dumbledore and McGonagall's daughter doesn't make a ton of sense to me—were I writing such a parody, she'd be the daughter of well-meaning but ignorant atheists who are still going to hell despite being good people.

My guilty pleasure is looking at pictures of scowling Prince George with captions of him being disdainful of all the peasants, and I hope that Royal Baby #2 somehow makes this better.

Y'ALL, OLD SPICE "WOLFTHORN" SMELLS LIKE STARBURST. Seriously it's amazing. I'm pretty sure what happened is the Old Spice smell scientists were like "shit, we just developed the floweriest smelling deodorant ever, what should we do?" and the marketing guys were like "PUT WOLVES ON IT" but it hasn't deterred me and my…

EXCUSE YOU, YOU CAN PRY MY SPACE BOYFRIEND KAIDAN FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

I didn't shave my legs more than a handful of times until I was about 22-23 (I got a leg tattoo, and it looks better without hair, and I can't just shave one leg, obviously), and even now I am largely indifferent. Right now I think I'm rocking like 2 weeks or so. This would be like the easiest extra credit I've ever…

Yeah, to be fair, thinking back I doubt most of the coaches I had in my elementary after-school league were expert soccer players. I'm sure they were just the dads who had the most free time.

Who HASN'T been in Buffy. It's like every fav I have, I find out they had a two second cameo on that show.

I just wanted to explain to all the non-nerds what this seven/eight kingdoms bit is about. I'm going to name the "Great Family" from each region in the show to clarify, but not in all cases were these the families ruling them when they were independent countries. The "Seven Kingdoms" properly includes the Kingdom of…

Re: Lily Allen as Asha/Yara Greyjoy. Glad that's cleared up. The news didn't ring super true to me when I heard it, as it seemed weird that they'd so blatantly stunt cast a role that will (spoiler alert) likely be getting more scenes as the series goes on. I figured the strategy was they'd stunt cast Lily Allen for…

I think they always wear the same clothes each season because they film them all at once but then the editors put them together into episodes however they'd like. So, like, maybe they film the shower cap on day 1 of their shooting block, microwave ribs on day 3, and mall trains on day 5, but the editors look at those…

Oh, please. Basically no one calls her Yara.

Sounds like he had some bad anal, and is butthurt about it.

Dear anyone about to point out that there are not foods from all Seven Kingdoms in this post: stop talking, go outside, and try to talk to another human being, no matter how terrifying the prospect may seem. Seriously, for the love of God, just don't with this.

I watched the first season of Game of Thrones with my dad and it was THE WORST because he would always fast forward through the sex scenes. I couldn't tell him not to do it, but there was so much exposition in them so he'd always be confused later and I'd have to explain what was happening. It was le awkward.

EEP sorry for the triple reply. The first two times gave me error messages so I didn't realize they were actually publishing.

I don't watch the show, but this clip makes Lindsay look like she's the one in the right. She keeps saying "I don't want to talk about this on camera," while her life coach seems to be bound and determined to act like the cameras aren't there, not even acknowledging the meat of what Lindsay's saying. Maybe she was…

Hooray!

Aw, bummer, I always categorize myself as a geek, the exact opposite of a hipster, but I am into blacksmithing. Hm.

UM EXCUSE YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION ASHA "I'm going to pick the fastest ship in our fleet. I'm going to choose the fifty best killers on the Iron Islands." GREYJOY GOIN' AFTER THEON #LIKEABOSS. What kind of feminist website is this.