Beautiful I'm crying A++

CANNOT wait for the day when Jez does an ultimate bracket and Corgis, Cheesecake, Missionary, and Caffeine all have to fight each other for dominance.

I'm fat and my best friend is a lesbian, and we've already started yelling "those are our words!" at each other and decided that we're going as Dyke & Fats to the next opportunity we have to wear costumes.

Well, when I was working on a cruise ship (also for David Foster Wallace and his one-week, all-expenses-paid vacation, my tiny violin that they give cruise ship employees after two years at sea is playing "My Heart Bleeds for You.") I was going down on this guy and it was already kind of awkward because we were in his…

I'M SORRY YOU GUYS I've tried so hard throughout the years but I just CANNOT get into the mindset of those of you who are terrified of people knowing you poop. Every time someone tells me that they can't poop anywhere but in their apartment or that they won't do it at work or when someone else is in another stall or…

Uh, gay families are families, too, jerk.

I can't even get over my disgust about this. Between the microaggressions, the bullying both of children and adults we hear about all the time, and the very real physical physical dangers, the treatment of Sikh-Americans in this country is utterly shameful.

Mayhem wore it better.

I'm an improv comedian and I love going to improv shows, unless it's a team I know is terrible. So the conclusion I'm drawing from this is that he's terrible.

Well, in any case, fingers crossed!

I think Euron's dragon horn thingy is going to end up being a major plot element later. Surely the writers have been let in on GRRM's master plan and have to plant it sooner rather than later?

I don't know if you're a book reader, but I hope they develop her more this season in anticipation of the Iron Islands kingsmoot storyline in season five. If that subplot gets cut imma be sad.

"Watch it all come around as I lay on the ground. Joffrey, Cersei, Illyn Payne, the Hound. They all think I'm lost but I know where I'm found, I'm the blood of the North when it all comes down. My word is my bond and my bond is my word, valar dohaeris: all men must serve. See as the raven flies and time slips by,…

Speak for yourself! WE DO NOT SOW.

For the record, I'm halfway through it now, and "Arya's Prayer" mentions the Iron Price a bunch, most notably in the intro. It is the nerdiest rap in the history of raps and I love this so much.

SOMEONE TELL ME: DOES ANYONE RAP ABOUT THE GREYJOYS?

Whoa, Jez, maybe in that update, you should mention she's alive safe and sound! "Found" and "no foul play" are definitely words people use to talk about dead bodies.

Is it possible that one of them once died briefly and the other was accidentally called as a mistake?

I'm continuity, and I had a good, long laugh about this. LOL.

Here's another downside to hedgehogs: a large percentage of the hedgehog breeding stock in the U.S. carries the genes for Wobbly Hedgehog Syndrome, a degenerative disease that slowly paralyzes them bit by bit. It is completely incurable, the only option you have is to watch your hedgehog die. When I was in college, my…