This one goes out to all my homies still working on cruise ships. Whenever there's an outbreak, not only do you have to deal with sick passengers, but all of the passenger eating area privileges are taken away and everyone has to go back to eating, like, plain rice and chicken in the crew eating areas. And the…

I've moved around a lot as an adult, and I think part of the problem is that it takes a deceptively long amount of time to make friends. You get so used to having a bunch in your old place, and so the absence of them in the first few months is really startling. But hang in there! I've found it's easy to make the kinds…

Speaking of Old Spice, I (a lady) have been using Old Spice deodorant for months now and I love it. It's Old Spice "Wolf Thorn." Basically, I think that the Old Spice Smell Scientists were like "shit. We accidentally created the most flowery smelling deodorant ever. What should be do?" and then the marketing folk were…

For a second, my brain substituted "Elan Gales" with "Elian Gonzalez," and I was like "...wait. What?"

Yeah! You're officially allowed to replace "God" in any pledge with whatever word you feel like, or with no word at all.

My grandparents had the D'Aulaires Book of Greek Myths at their house when I was growing up, and I swear, I read it at least once a visit.

Action-Adventure Comic with a young female protagonist. I bought it recently for a friend of mine's daughter, and I have it on good authority she loved it! At Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Zita-Spacegirl…

Spoiler alert: Rocks fall, everyone dies.

Props to Keira Knightley! I was just thinking the other day how I'd want a wedding dress that was suitable to wear for other occasions as well. Her dress is lovely!

IDK, I don't whip out a ruler when I have sex. Easier to fit in my mouth than other guys I've slept with? That's my general metric.

Personally, I prefer guys with smaller dicks. In my personal experience, they're much more skilled at technique (my clitoris doesn't give two shits about size of your dick), rather than the big-dick guys who tend to just jab in there and assume everything is taken care of.

Propose to her before she's made the sandwiches!! Jesus H. Christ on a cracker.

Actually, Snopes says the nicknamed was popularized as the Philadelphia police department's term for bad traffic jams. http://www.snopes.com/holidays/thank…

Jezebel can have JLaw as a BFF. I want KBell.

Um....you are weirdly critical of this bow thing. I mean, we all get a little peeved when a movie gets details of our passions wrong (for me, it's sailing inaccuracies) but at some point, you've got to just...let it go. So Suzanne Collins didn't think to look up some bow information when she was writing her book. It's…

I was just thinking the same thing.

Yesssssssss yes yes yes yes

I liked it! I mean, it's more of a guilty pleasure than a high art, but there's nothing wrong with that. And it's sooooooooooooo girl power-y. Caprica Six basically runs around kicking the shit out of everyone with her ovaries (except for Anders, because he of course is a sweetheart as per usual, although since he's…

He's playing Caprica Six's older brother in a super-Texan, super-girl-power-y police procedural about a lady Texas Ranger! It's one of ABC's midseason shows, starts in January. I've seen the pilot, and I'm pretty excited.