I'm so glad he got in one last "Carlos Danger" last night!

I see a lot of myself in this guy. I'm a woman, but I'm chubby and I have BSG posters on my walls and have taken classes at UCBLA and my track record with the opposite sex isn't awesome. So I feel for him. Which I think is why I found the fourth interview so cringe-worthy. I feel like I've rehearsed some of those…

FUCK CARY TENNIS. I used to be a regular reader, but about six years ago, I wrote in a letter asking for advice about a possible sexual harassment situation at work. I outlined the incidents (my boss on multiple occasions joked behind my back to other employees about me being a lesbian, which is untrue, and after I…

SEE DC?!!! IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO PUT SUPERMAN AND BATMAN IN THE SAME MOVIE.

The researchers found that, compared with normal-weight non-shoppers, overweight and obese doctor-shoppers were 85 percent more likely to visit the emergency room.

Yeah, I don't really know either. I have friends in Halifax, so usually they'd pick me up and we'd drive to other parts of town, lol. But I will say even the close parts were certainly far, far superior to St. John, NB, our other Canadian stop.

You're welcome!! :D

I was generally treated pretty well by the passengers. I'm not gonna lie, working in the daycare is a pretty posh job—people are used to treating their childcare workers better than, say, their waiters. Also I was one of very, very few Americans (Americans make up 1% of cruise ship crews, fun fact! And about 75% of…

I worked in a cruise ship daycare for two years, which made me acutely aware of which cruises were most likely to have kids on them. You can definitely avoid kids. First of all, picking the right line is important. There are really three kinds of cruise lines—family cruises, party cruises, and "customer service"…

And by the way, two notes:

As someone who worked on cruise ships for two years, I still have a lot of conflicted feelings about whether or not they're an awesome vacation. For me, it was great—I would have roughly half of the days we were in port off of work, so over the course of my contract (contracts averaged 6-8 months per ship, and you'd…

As a Warren Wilson College graduate and someone who has a dear place in her heart for Asheville, I would like to ask James Franco to please stop.

Princess does alpha, also. Wonder where this Bright Star information came from.

"Operation Bright Star" is not standard on all cruise ships—on the line I worked for, "Code Alpha" was the call for medical staff.

"It's from the same studio as Coraline, and co-written/directed by Coraline's script supervisor."

No Virgin Islands? I doubt they'd happen before PR, but if PR becomes a state, then I don't think it'd be out of the question for U.S.V.I. to happen not long after.

BRB, going to start working on my audition tape.

I feel like at the root of his argument is an idea that literature (in the broad sense that encompasses books, tv, movies, games, etc) can be enjoyed only if it doesn't need surprises to be entertaining. But I just don't think that's true.

Battlestar's out, too.

Oh, man! I'm a rower and a sailor! But alas, I am a lady. :(