Bear McCreary best be comin', is all I'm sayin'.

I don't know if I'd call Community the least likely show to have vampires. You could tell me Community was doing an episode where they all turn into whales and have to live under the sea and Jeff falls in love with a mermaid, and I'd be like "Oh, okay."

Okay, internet, you've convinced me. I've never really been into video games, but Mass Effect appeals to my sci-fi sensibilities, and the series is on my summer to-do list. Happy now?

It's a rough juggle. I always said it'd be weirder to date someone my age in a different stage of life (i.e., college vs. a job) than someone not my age in the same stage of life. It was similar, too, when I worked on a cruise ship—it was weirder to date someone your own age but a vastly different rank than it was to…

I'm new to LA, so maybe it's just me, but it seems like "getting a table at all the LA hotspots" is the douchiest thing someone can brag about. It's so bizarre to me. Like, I understand if a popular restaurant makes you wait an hour or so on a weekend, and I also understand making reservations in advance for a really…

I'm also away from my family for Easter—my family's tradition is always chorizo con huevos breakfast tacos. No symbolic reason—my aunt just happened to make them two Easters in a row about twenty five years ago, and we've been doing it ever since! I was all set to make them alone in my apartment tomorrow, but then a…

The second he walked into the hospital, I knew he was going to have to get knocked out. That's a problem the writers have written themselves into—Michael can't handle too many cases/situations that'd be wrapped up in a single day. Enter...K-hole! I wonder if it's going to become an issue that the son reality is now a…