That’s not a lady, that’s Matt Hardigree.

When I lived on the west side of the city of Buffalo several years ago (prior to it being reclaimed by hipster folk, when houses were still available for $40k) I went out to go to work one morning and my shitty ass ‘94 Civic CX hatchback (5sp manual, no power steering or A/C from factory) was gone. I asked my…

That scene makes me laugh every damn time

would rather go on a clothing optional Jimmy Buffett cruise.

Water beer still gets ya fucked up tho!

Yo dawg, we heard you like carbs so we put some carbs in the carb...

If only it was a Scout drag racer. “Unintentional Harvester” would be such a rad drag-car name.

60% Margin of Error influence, 90% being right.

Justifying rape threats over a Miata. Throwing blame onto a 300ZX for being run off the road by a pickup truck. This.

We’ve known each other for a while, and I consider you a friend. What I say now I say as a friend, and I hope you will take it to heart. The impression that I’m getting is that you have a bone to pick with a greater injustice (one I agree with), and you’re using this incident as a banner for it. The problem is in the…

A member of Seacrest county finest I’m sure.

It should, however, be confused with Chandler Felts, my semi-erotic fanfic of Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer mutually pleasuring each other on a pool table.

Just trying out a new squad car I’m sure:

She don’t need no stinkin’ hydraulic press.

“Life, it is so fragile”

Candler Felts is not to be mistaken for Chandler Delts, my Tumblr dedicated to Matthew Perry’s shoulder.

Ideally none of your facebook “friends” would rob you.

In a church, at a funeral.
I have shame.

That’s a weird looking mustang.