They’ve made such a big deal out of this thing, I think they’d cut off their nose, just to spite their face.

Shouldn’t they be a Ram dealer? Seems like a missed opportunity.

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Take a page out of GM's book and store it in a sinkhole

And the Florida gene pool needs all the help it can get...

Yep. No pity for these three lifetime-prisoners-in-training when there are millions of other good people dying for no good reason at all.

“Two officers and three teenage girls die during water car crash” would have been the other headline.

Thank you for your faux outrage. Very refreshing.

I missed the part where the cops knew their names at the time they aborted the rescue attempt.

Ooomph...that hurt!

Florida Swamp Monsters Hate These Chickenshit Officers!

I’m not going to say that these were good parents, but they weren’t necessarily bad ones.

Yeah. The family is looking for a payday is what the local news is reporting. The three girls have rapsheets and were no angels. Don't run from the cops in a STOLEN car. They would still be here.

And, bingo. All aboard the nope train.

I think I’d probably go with “...as Cops Attempt Rescue” in the title. They got in there and gave it a shot, but without a boat and proper equipment they’d be putting themselves in a ton of danger.

It's relevant when a family is trying to smear the police department and their deaths were in the commission of a crime.

They didn’ du nuthin!

Why risk your own life in a situation such as this. I have no sympathy for the drivers of this vehicle.