Botox. Looks like Botox and lip augmentation.

I couldn’t be happier for the Cuban players. After a lifetime under the brutal fist of Fidel Castro they will get to enjoy the welcoming hand of President Trump.

For real though, if games go from averaging a 3-2 score to averaging a 4-3 score, is that really gonna turn casual sports fans into hockey fans?

Biggest subway failure since Jared.

“In an effort to increase scoring, every team must now use Roberto Luongo.”

I think F1 and IndyCar should be taking the NHRA approach. Not with canopies (though the NHRA does have them), but with a tall windshield and an extension of the rollhoop. This would protect the driver against debris and other cars, while preventing the claustrophobia, heat, and distortion problems the canopies face.…

I agree- it’s not like you can see their faces or anything now anyways. Go full closed cockpit style and make them look like fighter jets.

Also, maybe in the future add missiles and targeting systems. And maybe lasers.

Red Bull will immediately find a way to sculpt the windshield for reduced drag, increased downforce, funneled air into the intake for an extra 5 horsepower, and it will all be wasted when their engines all blow up because their engine provider sucks.

Shameful admission: I can’t tell any of the new McLarens apart visually or by name.

Fresh from the Vaterland, not Mutterland.

Hey judge, I can help throw the books at him if necessary.

To make this even more gaudy, it should be animated. It runs based on the speed you’re driving.

“Before I start, I want you to understand that this is not a judgment upon your own character.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

We’re inching ever closer.

If that was true when this car was new in 2007, it certainly isn’t true anymore in 2016.

to be fair, I’ve seen those war clauses in lots of warranties... Like “I’m denying your warranty claim on your Toyota Tacoma because you’re living out the script of Red Dawn”.