I tried to shit on a Roadster, turned out it was a Lotus. xD

At first glance I thought that livery said “Please Don’t Drink Labatt’s.” That would be the greatest advertising scheme ever by whatever competitor paid for it.

I wonder if he’s gonna throw this out there upon seeing a new Aston, etc...

I am one of the tired few that transcend the Seinfeld/Friends line in the sand. I love them both, more for different reasons, but nonetheless, I love them both.

“What was in that brown jar?”

You left out the best part: He has a bulldozer.

And because it’s a truck...

There are already complaints of bias towards a particular manufacturer:

One time, when I was six years old, an overzealous car salesman at a Ford dealership was selling my parents a green mid nineties Explorer, because that’s what parents bought then. He showed up to the lot in a golf cart and asked me to go for a ride with him. Sure, why not?

Somebody needs to step up their fake tank game.

“death”

Zero respect, you can only do things the way I do them otherwise it’s pointless. Then again who cares, I’m just pissy because I can’t buy one of these beautiful toys. There is no substitute for the superiority complex you develop when all you have in life is wrenching and sadness.

You must be fun at parties.

There are plenty of sites who bring you the news with zero opinion. We aren't one of them.

Doug DeMuro makes his own videos so Nick Denton can’t leech off the revenue.

It’d also be nice if people stopped getting upset at him for saying stupid things and being generally insulting. That’s his shtick. He insults things while being stupid.

Wow memegenerator is exactly as quality as I would expect