Here are McMike's top tips about speeding in Virginia.

I hate the one upper with every fiber of my soul! Or the guy that tries one upping with total BS. I had met a guy who was saying he had a Bronco with a factory 454 (ummmm) with a supercharger making 700hp and could pull wheelies. I was like sweet where is it, oh umm state of VA doesnt allow me to keep it here because…

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I can't tell if owning a landscape business makes you bad with money of if people who are bad with money start landscaping businesses.

Salvage title I can live with. The stank of hockey equipment, no.

Yes it does. Because I have an 850i in the garage and an 840Ci in the driveway.

I like this waaaaaay more than I have any right to.

Not in 'H'?

I would get this over any BMW GranTurismo wagon/crossover/Quasimodo thing - even if the Juke was more expensive.

And this is what happens when we let illegal immigrants into our country!

The stupidity of the average person amazes me. Don't try and sneak weed through federal checkpoints. You won't have a good time.

Tow truck operator's previous pick up.

You'd think a McLaren 12c would be amazing to drive and own but reader Mr. 458 can tell you why you may not want one.

Only $42,400, baller on a budget?

Can't fathom why people would spend hundreds of dollars to do what I do in the comfort of my neighbor's finished basement.

Or an Audi S8 with a LAMBO V-10.

Move along peeps, nothing to see here, just another rabid redneck who loves Vettes almost as much as he loves his sister...