Between Pratt and Han Solo, vests are going to be all the rage next year.

More like the Mehbach, amirite?!

do NOT let any Chrysler Americanness find it's way into the engine bay,

Communism is a heck of a racket.

Due to significant economic challenges within the Empire, Lord Vader is forced to temporarily relocate to the suburbs of Hoth and give up his personal TIE fighter for an archaic wheeled transport vehicle chauffeured by a storm trooper.

Start by looking east of the Rockies. :(

Why is it that Trans-Am is closer to the spirit of NASCAR than NASCAR is?

We're coming.

Most architects don't design for 5400lb 80mph projectiles.

"Miraculously unharmed?

Hey look it's a Fiesta Sedan with a Mazda grille and tail lamps.

I'd settle for pop-out champagne glasses and an ejector seat.

His biggest crime was having this shot in portrait mode.

They are linearly tied to your net worth.

I hate the fucking Eagles, man.