I said they're not my thing. This site is for everyone into two wheels (plus those on the fence) and if I didn't think this Guzzi was pretty awesome, I wouldn't have posted it. Nor did I stereotype every cruiser owner as a balding, chap-wearing dentist with more disposable income than taste. Why? Because they aren't.…

Yup, I've avoided buying overpriced F1 gear but when Haas goes live I'll happily snag a shirt to wear at the 2016 USGP to support the home team.

The Tesla Model K will only come in hot pink and is given to the person who sells the most Mary Kay in a year.

"This is like saying that you're angry that your house was just demolished by an asteroid, considering that a plumber recently told you that all the pipes are OK."

And I was so close to clawing my way out of debt...

A silver table is connected to a trailer in the back for Smitten's Brrristas (I can't believe I just typed that, but whatever) to prepare the ice cream dishes.

I've had that beer. It was definitely on point.

Quick! Someone do this one!

I'd rock this all on a Sierra, preferably a Denali if it also fits the bigger V8.

Every pull of the paddle shifts gears and releases some sort of giddiness into your system at just how great it is. I'm going to name my first child PDK.

Did someone say velour?

The right Camry wagon has a bonus wiper, 2 arms!

for some reason that's what I read

maybe be less of an asshole oligarch, and the proletariat will shoot at you less.

The seller is a Pawn Broker. I'm guessing the previous owner had more quirks than a little torn leather.

Tavarish? Is that you?

If it makes you feel any better the Toyobaru is pretty worthless in the snow also. I have one.

But just to be clear: normal people should never, under any circumstances, actually purchase one of these vehicles.

I was just talking to my agent about tracking that thing down and seeing if we could get it sent to the house and have some fun with it.