sampsonite24
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sampsonite24

jesus, dont know whether to groan or laugh. take your star

sounds to me like he deserved his sentence 

the lady in the cube next to me is a sox fan, i might take your idea and run with it lol

its not, the next gen explorer and aviator will both be RWD based

yeah americans need to stop being so poor!

yeah he wasnt threatening to shoot a shoplifter, they were threatening to shoot someone who was threatening the general public with a 420 horsepower, 2 ton weapon

Im fairly confident Darvish’s camp was hiding something before he signed his contract. Just straight up robbed the cubs of 25 million 

“Back in my day we used to stand at attention unitl that ball sailed out, get off you knees, you’re disrespectin the game”-Some old timer probably

id like to see you actually back up that 99% stat youre throwing out

this comment combined with your username equals good kinja

Probably the type of dude that has “drop a gear and disappear” on no less than 3 articles of clothing, and maybe a keytag

woooooooosh

right? he started backing up and i was like oh he must have missed his turn in point, then he kept backing up straight and i was like this dude is gonna jump it. amazing

agreed, i have inlaws from downstate illinois and if i have to make the “chicago isnt actually a warzone” comment one more time imma shoot somebody

i hate to use that line almost every day to the down-state illinois residents who somehow think that removing chicago from illinois would solve all of this states problems. not realizing that theyre a lot closer to St. Louis which is much worse, from a crime standpoint AND a sports standpoint

except the entire series is named after an oval...and none of the ovals they do visit are high banked like a lot of the nascar tracks

i watched him get out of his car and he was visibly shaken, like he was holding his arms and hands at 90 degrees like he was still gripping the steering wheel

except pocono was designed specifically for indy cars

wilson was in turn 1, wickens was in 2

if nobody likes them why does the Indy 500 sell out every year but they can barely fill the stands for the grand prix of indy that uses the road course?