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Sam Neil Patrick Harris
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Well, Ted Bundy did score four touchdowns in one game at Polk High School

Hopefully they get justice. Jawbreakers are known to crack some teeth.

Scott Aukerman and Paul F. Tompkis can play it with their mouths

After showing this cut to test audiences, they gave it a rather low score due to the film only being eight minutes long.

Oh boy, if Kid Rock really did want to go to the circus he probably should run for Congress.

You know Vin Diesel is going to play Manson since he has experience playing a guy who has family.

I once poured beer on my Alexa because I heard that she’d start slurring her words as she talked. Nope. It started emitting these static bolts and smoke a little. Alexa then said, “Why, why was I programmed to feel pain?!”

Let’s add Logan Paul, Milo Greek Name, and Count Chocula to that list

Is her character into balding, stocky funny men?

There was a six year thigh gap between the last two seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm

He needs a hit after Dorff Goes Fishing was a flop.

But we can go back to making fun of I, Robot?

She also got to host Saturday Night Live!

My mom was mortified when I was watching Ace Ventura and the sex scene happened to be on the tv when she walked in... now there’s no nudity and the action under the covers as the animals looked on was purely for comedic effect. But not for my mom. She made me take the tape out and had to bring it right back to the

10 years ago I thought Michael’s Ping character was hilarious. Upon a re-watch last year... yea not so much. Very culturally insensitive. Man, the mid-2000s was a different time.

I thought it was the V for Vendetta guy, what’s his name?

The Living Eraser’s rein of terror comes to an end as he’s unable to erase Sharpie Man!

I got a fever. And the only prescription is... more Will Ferrel

At least you got your George Soros check in the mail

I’m surprised he hasn’t been sued yet for ripping off Ron Weasley