THE NFL PROTESTS CAUSED KINJA TO HAPPEN!!!

I’m not a wine drinker but I have noticed compared to ten years ago when going out for a drink, my pint of beer has turned into a quart of beer.

Frankly, I don’t mind paying a little extra for services by the small mom & pop ISP company I’ve been using since 1994. I’ve met the owners and they’re a family owned company who almost had to close up shop thanks to those expensive government regulations. Now without government interference breathing down their…

You should write for The Tonight Show.

You know, they can teach you everything about being a cop except how to live with a mistake.

Dump? It’s a historical landmark!

Could you say Maron got a nomination for playing himself?

He’s the Trump administration’s Cooter Burger

Don’t forget Bill Murray’s domestic abuse allegations.

Jost made a joke about O.J. Simpson, which angered NBC executive (and friend of Simpson) Don Ohlmeyer.

FAKE GOATEE!!

Hahaha, classic Austin Powers reference.

I like adding diced jalepenos to my popcorn (of course I have to bring the jalepenos with me to the theater). But I do the actual cutting once I’m in my seat and can usually get it done by the time the coming attractions are over. Safety tip: use a flashlight as most theaters are already kind of dim once the screening…

Including the president’s face!

That headline sounds like an awful Jerry Seinfeld bit.

If Leslie actually threw up on live television it would easily define 2017.

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

Don’t forget the comedy classic Funny People!

You joke, but those Alabamians love Seth Meyers