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Not exactly how I’d like to end up with a blower in my lap.

Excuse me, young man, but I see nothing funny about it. Please consider changing the headline.

USMNT has been abiding by that policy for about 20 years now.

Looked pretty clean to me. He clearly got all balls.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

What’s more fun that a 6'10" quasi-fatty who jacks it every time he touches it.

Yeah but that 1 turns into a 4 so easily.

No need to go full Drew. Just try writing coherently.

It’s a typo - should read “shape shat out by a lizard.”

Your husband and I have that in common.

“I never said six!”

Arsenal could use a finisher like the guy who scored.

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

The pitch was impressive for a 92-year-old. The running out to the mound was absurd. Holy shit that’s a spry WWII vet.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

Waldron would like to thank his strict regimen of stick and hoop for keeping him in such good shape.

That guy is probably faster than I am

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