This is the right answer.

Trump is just going to pardon everyone

Have they not shown you the style guide yet? I’d classify that as a long throbbing donger.

Refrigerator sized block of lead?

I see your $185 paper clip and raise you one $290 paper bag.

The first positive test likely triggered the subsequent two to confirm the first test.

Always punch up.

I’m at 2,742

Damn, at least now he can use his free time to work on those Fyre Festival lawsuits.

Not saying it’s right but the boob is just standard misogyny in advertising. The “take it” is what is especially fucked up.

Counterpoint:

I’m just glad she doesn’t work for Fox News. Otherwise we know who our new FBI director would be.

I’m surprised no one has come up with an Eruv-like loophole for the seven day waiting period. Maybe just hire a gentile vagina?

But he knows he would die if he did.

They should have just fucked some kids.

Anyone else enjoying Spurs breaking down again at the end of the season as much as I am?

I live in NC but drive through West Virginia pretty frequently. It has always fascinated me. It is one of the most naturally beautiful places I have ever been an so I often skip the highways and drive the back roads through small towns. The juxtaposition of stunning beauty and crippling poverty is hard to wrap your…

It really must hurt his ego that he won Wimbledon and yet a literal fetus is more famous than him.

At least now we know that it takes 3 hrs for Trump to finish a thought.

What should we call Gaza?