Is this where I mention that a Cuban sandwich doesn't have salami and is from Miami?

*”ok kinja”

Jeah!

What are the odds the thirstiest blogger at the former Gawker Media ends up working at Deadspin? Please tell me they are good.

Have you even heard of sarcasm bro

Ballotelli

I hope Zlatan scores 50 goals this year and United still finish 5th

Counterpoint:

What’s the beanie underneath for? To make his head just slightly more aerodynamic? (Serious question)

I used to like you Drew, I really did.

Arsenal! Lol

Wonder what SAF is thinking right now...

Does any athlete in this day and age really get that much faster without doping?

TL;DR

And why are we having a Summer Olympics held in the winter?

There is a large picture of a dick right in the middle of the post. What more do you want?

Oh how we've missed you

How is a bad cross that happens to find the back of the net a golazo?

They were grossly overpaid for an aging, just above-average striker known for choking. How is the whole town not cheering this deal?