I was mesmerized by the nearly 90 second long drumroll

My favorite part of the highlight was him sprinting back on defense to guard the guy who was wide open.

Given that taking 3 steps is the norm that would be a harsh travel if called.

It does make sense for a Magpie to get relegated

The effort it took to both plan and execute the ball hair in #4 is impressive.

It's a dick

He got $18,500, and was permanently injured on the job. Read the article again.

It’s hard for a casual fan to see a coach upset that his defense WASN’T called for a foul.

It really has been an amazing year for the Premier League and I’m still trying to wrap my head around a team beating 5000-1 odds at the start of the season. All I can say is congratulations to Arsene Wenger and Arsenal for achieving the unthinkable and not finishing 4th.

I want to give you all of the stars.

You know what else is dumb? Three goddam lapel pins at the same time.

I’m like 90% sure I could manage Bayern the Bundesliga title.

If Mueller doesn't miss that penalty they are in the Final. That's not on Pep.

Is it possible to deepthroat a 2" penis?

He also once proved to Bayern players that he had the balls to not start the star players by literally showing them his balls.

Yes, is there any adult who needed an article to teach them that?

There was a Foodspin article about compound butter for one. The recipe was: chop herbs, whip into butter.

Don't mind me, just here chopping onions...

Given all the attention “Becky’s” are getting lately as well as my time spent living in Miami I thought it would be appropriate to post Miami’s own Plies’ dissertation on the subject.