I was a goalkeeper throughout my whole soccer career, keepers are the best penalty takers by far. We just hung out and took them constantly, the striker wants to take them to pad the stats but keepers by far are the best at taking by them and have the most practice.

Which is why the head of FIFA didn't even go to the World Cup this year.

Maybe the Packers should stop committing so many penalties?

This is Spain and Real Madrid we are talking about, they will be in the next round.

Are you high?

Pretty sure Germany destroyed them when he was out with a broken back...

Don't judge me

Ah yes, one of the 4 times in the last decade when Arsene really outdid himself and managed a 3rd place finish instead!!!

Of course Eli has trouble finishing.

You're drunk Tim, go to bed.

Is it just me or does the pharell puppet look like Tom Morello?

I quit reading at “Gloria Allred”.

I’d have fired him for owning that tie, much less actually putting it on and appearing in public.

What do you have to do to get ejected from an NFL game?

And we can’t forget about that time he had sex with an underage hooker and wasn’t convicted because he “didn’t know she was too young”

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They don't make a college football game anymore, judge told them they would have to pay the players for their likenesses.

What percentage of equal religious freedom rights should they have? 75%? 50%? 25%? 0%?(because satan)

Wow, maybe you should stop commenting for a while.

We’ll check back with you in 2 months