sammyldasch
Samuel L. Daschund
sammyldasch

I didn’t know what the word for this act was. It his happened to me my second sexual experience. I’m thankful that it end before insertion and I was able to catch him trying to stealth but it messed up my trust in men for a long time.

Who is Rita Ora?

don’t tell people to fly Virgin/Alaska then all these bozo’s will get on those flights too

Clearly, you don’t understand what HBCU means.

Actually, I did that because it’s not an all black college. They admit people of other races. Therefore - “black.” 

Then she went to a “black” college. It was a majority black college. It was there she felt at home at last in a black culture and started the crazy of being black

is 20 weeks pregnant got engaged 16 weeks ago and won a Grand Slam while pregnant. I see you Serena...I see you...

live from rapper Drake hearing the news:

please tell me you told them that you are still waiting for an actual answer because Obama 1. is not president anymore and 2. wasn’t an option to vote for in this election and 3. who you voted for doesn’t answer why we used GBU-43 rather than a smaller bomb

“I be the i-g-g-y”

Kids, especially little girls love Doc McStuffin’s. We need more characters like Doc

Isn’t this the plot of the movie Get Out?

check with the Southern Poverty Law Center. You’d sprites where these hate group are, especially the neones nationalist

Vanilla Ice

in mall DMV’s are such a genius idea. because the lines at free standing DMV’s are terrible.

now that “normcore” is a thing and it looks like hipsters aren’t going away anytime soon Kmart/Sears really needs to look into this venture.

excuse me is “Kardashian Klothes”

Sears just needs to stick with being a home appliance, Auto Care and Hardware store.

lol even tweens know general attractiveness and know ed is not it.