sammyldasch
Samuel L. Daschund
sammyldasch

so tired of these companies trying to make me shop with what little millennial money i have from my shit job.

you forgot do not shit on the subway. I saw a turd on a seat once.

is Navy Yard, Anacostia, Barry Farm and Buzzard Point now gentrified? That used to the hood and all the night clubs used to be right around there.

I always feel like deep down she’s faking this cutesy white girl act. I feel like when she is alone she actually has rhythm, uses foul language, gossips about other women and hates red lipstick.

Uzo doesn’t even rank high on the sassy scale. She’s just super smart, beautiful and talented. If anything it looks like Tay is going for shade range of black friends. So how many black friends does she have now 4?

Bella is

in other simpson news I hope his mom gets to be on RHOBH so she can have some crazy storyline with Yolanda since Cody Simpson Dated Gigi Hadid

so is Terrance J taking over E!

You can be mixed race and have dark skin.

Damn light skin brothas can never catch a break. One day you’re Micheal Ealy the next your Jeremy Meeks.

no one would give a flying flip if she was a POC. 5 foot 5 is now supermodel status? This is starting to become white women’s body acceptance movement. When it’s time to lift up POC bodies no one is around for that. But let’s talk about how much black men love my white body compared to white men. get outta here.

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Never Forget That Serious Teen Acting, Rapping and misogyny #jimmybrooks4ever

BOTH are completely manufactured. One just had a different way about doing it. One just has a heavily protected image that is the key to her whole core to her audience and success.

Right! I want to see a blue wig snatched and guitar smashed. Boyfriend stealing and party crashing.

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most millennial cats like the artist Juvenile. After all him and cash money records took over for the ‘99 and 2000.

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reminds me when spongebob got in a fight after he touched a girls butt.