sammyldasch
Samuel L. Daschund
sammyldasch

I didn't watch this year. IDK this years films seemed to be a snoozefest of special snowflake type movies that rich white folk eat up. I worked at a indie movie theater so maybe I'm just tapped out on movies like that.

WHAT?? NooooOooOoOooOooOoooooo My hair and skin would be lost without those 2.

Get you a $7 bottle of cocoa butter and you'll be fine

Yeah I know exactly what you are talking about. I know there is a slang term for it but I can't think of it so I'll just leave you with this:

I honestly thought she was 26+ years old. She is Beautiful and so poised but looks so much older than 22.

Go away JLo

Are you what they call a pine nut?

If Grumpy Cat were Human

He was the only hamster that I had to live that long. He was living a life of luxury; Cage with a "penthouse area", tunnel tubes fit for a king, monthly warm baths, tons of treats. I don't blame him for kicking around that long. I took really good care of him and probably did things beyond typical hamster care (like

Is was for sure advertised that way as "black female struggle"

When the movie had just came out and a friend told me that there is a scene where she steals fried chicken, I told myself I wouldn't see it. That right there was a total turn off. A big black woman stealing fried fucking chicken?!? Really??!!?? That is the only way black people can win an Oscar?????

That reminds me of my first hamster who lived a long long 9 years when I was a kid. My parents didnt know what to do when he died when I was away chillin with my gran gran for summer vacation. They called and told me over the phone and I legit broke down and cried for 3 hours and told them to keep him so i can bury

This most likely wasn't the first time those athletes have acted out with this behavior. They obviously get away with so much shit behavior and no one checks them on their bullshit. Don't let them be in a fraternity as well.

this picture is adorable! Where is Blue Ivy in matching gear to add to the cuteness?

I just love the fact that they share the same birthday. Like they are forever going to worry about the other

hyperpigmentation, oily and or dry skin, acne, enlarged pores, uneven skin tone, and dark circles are the skin worries of 20-somethings. Origins is both missing on what this demographic skin needs are and the price they willing to pay.

ice cream yo.

I probably should like her music being female and young but I'm just not down with it. she just reminds me of every annoying white girl in school growing up who just seemed clueless about other people and the world around them.