I have looked adoringly at all the kittehs in the comments and I declare Floyd to be Kitteh Most Likely To Be Invited To Come Live With My Kittehs. He's fit right in.

Oh no no cats don't learn. If they did, mine would know by now that if you sit in the middle of the hallway where it's dark, I will trip on you.

Aww, such a sweet puppy! I love boxers, they're so goofy:

I was actually going to rant about frozen stock thawing without a microwave but didn't want to let me food geekery show. Thawing frozen stock without a microwave is the fucking worst.

The only thing colder than otter pops/fla-vor-ice pops are my cold, dead hands... which is what you will have to pry those pops from.

Family: Ariel, we're throwing you an amazing broadway themed sweet 16! Would you please just show the fuck up?

I don't understand all the dislike of this movie. Sure, I wasn't thrilled with it, but my 3, 5 and 8 year old daughters are IN LOVE with the songs and characters.

I'm personally sadder that the US Women's Hockey Team just lost to Canada, after they game SO CLOSE to winning gold. #blamecanada

Yep. I actually wound up dating another guy I met at the show that night shortly thereafter, but I still always had a thing for Monsieur.

I met Mrs. Danger because we were sitting next to each other at an O's vs. Red Sox game in Baltimore. No internet required.

Good questions. Made me curious, so I did some googling. Bloomberg reported that Akerson made a base salary of $1.7 million in 2011 and $9.4 million in other compensation. Barra's base is $1.6 million, which is still less, but I'm sure the still-undisclosed comp package will even things out. While I wholeheartedly…

Same here, and my office building was destroyed! I also recall wasting most of the day watching them film the scene where bumblebee was captured on Mich Ave (LITERALLY in front of my work). Lets just say that shit was loud and distracting. BUT! Tyrese is a sweetheart (I ran into him at Starbucks), and Shia Labooooof…

A noble cause. Possibly the only plausible reason to sit through that movie

Having a great "winter" in Arizona. Pitchers and Catchers report in two days.

I took some weird ones when I was in elementary school, like random individual leaves and couch cushions.

Girl, I fucked loved that book.

I desperately want to buy your young self a copy of "The Egypt Game."

I feel compelled to post a picture of my non-Shiba rescue (who I later learned is a Kooikerhondje...THAT'S AN ACTUAL BREED!). I present to you, Roo McClanahan...

My takeaway: Be thinner.