Family: Ariel, we're throwing you an amazing broadway themed sweet 16! Would you please just show the fuck up?

I don't understand all the dislike of this movie. Sure, I wasn't thrilled with it, but my 3, 5 and 8 year old daughters are IN LOVE with the songs and characters.

I'm personally sadder that the US Women's Hockey Team just lost to Canada, after they game SO CLOSE to winning gold. #blamecanada

Yep. I actually wound up dating another guy I met at the show that night shortly thereafter, but I still always had a thing for Monsieur.

I met Mrs. Danger because we were sitting next to each other at an O's vs. Red Sox game in Baltimore. No internet required.

Good questions. Made me curious, so I did some googling. Bloomberg reported that Akerson made a base salary of $1.7 million in 2011 and $9.4 million in other compensation. Barra's base is $1.6 million, which is still less, but I'm sure the still-undisclosed comp package will even things out. While I wholeheartedly…

I feel needs more lesbians to make fun of homophobic people who issue with that part.

Same here, and my office building was destroyed! I also recall wasting most of the day watching them film the scene where bumblebee was captured on Mich Ave (LITERALLY in front of my work). Lets just say that shit was loud and distracting. BUT! Tyrese is a sweetheart (I ran into him at Starbucks), and Shia Labooooof…

A noble cause. Possibly the only plausible reason to sit through that movie

Having a great "winter" in Arizona. Pitchers and Catchers report in two days.

I took some weird ones when I was in elementary school, like random individual leaves and couch cushions.

Girl, I fucked loved that book.

I desperately want to buy your young self a copy of "The Egypt Game."

I feel compelled to post a picture of my non-Shiba rescue (who I later learned is a Kooikerhondje...THAT'S AN ACTUAL BREED!). I present to you, Roo McClanahan...

I can remember going to the hospital and seeing my younger sister as a newborn. As she was born four days after my second birthday I can safely tie down my earliest memory to occurring a day or two after then.

My takeaway: Be thinner.

Wow... that is absolutely... boring. :(

I would like to add my anectodal suggestion that couples in which one is on meth and the other isn't may also face problems.

Virtually every medication has the same vague warning about effects in pregnant women because drug companies virtually never include pregnant woman in trials. (If you were pregnant, would you volunteer for a drug trial?). I appreciate the paranoia that comes with multiple miscarriages, but her employer is right, she…