Going out to the thing after the thing. Sometimes I’ve just had enough fun already, you know? And I really just want to go home and eat cereal in bed with Netflix instead of spending the night on the bathroom floor.

Yikes!

Aw, shucks.

My husband recently acquired one of these. I can’t with it though. Half the pleasure of opening an avocado is thwacking the pit with a giant chefs knife and twisting ‘just so’ to pop it out.

Wait, wait, wait. If Beast got “elected” king. How is he just handing off the crown to his 16 year-old-son? Is the electorate cool with that?

Yep. And the first thing my kids do when we buy them one for less than $.50 is to rip the tags off. Somewhere, a former collector begins to weep and doesn’t know why.

Screw Stannis and the R’hllorse he rode in on.

I laughed so hard at the absurdity of showing up at County Court a week after I decided to get married with a semi-large contingent of out-of-town family and friends that the Judge had to stop and be like, “Are you sure that you really want to do this?”

This and The Ordinary Princess by M.M. Kaye were my go-to fairy stories as a young lass.

Drunk History, perpetually ON IT.

After wanting to throw my first one in the fire, I realized that when drinking Hell of High Watermelon, the beer needs to be extremely cold and the weather extremely hot. I still probably wouldn’t drink two in a row.

I am the skirt just showing on the left. I am only in the picture at all due to my enormous baby

Not my wedding or my pet, but my sister had a beach wedding that included her two pittie babies and young niece and nephews. One nephew spent the whole ceremony digging himself a hole to sit in and the other (my kid) basically made out with one of the dogs the whole time.

I don't know what I going going through really. Depression, stress, loneliness whatever but at one point in college I watched this every single day for at least three months straight.

Like, is there stuff collecting around the edges? Then it gets washed.

I live in opposite land. I like having a water glass to drink from throughout the day. At least once a day I will go to fill my water glass and find he has stuck it in the dishwasher and I end up being all WHY? IT. WAS. JUST. WATER. I guess his 400 glasses from that day were lonely.

I have darker eyebrows and mousy brown hair. I recently learned from a real TV makeup lady that I have been using the entirely wrong color on my brows my entire life. Steel grey is the color she used. It looks AMAZING.

Toe floofs!

His full name is Oberon. Or Rocky. Or Spike, depending on who in my house you ask. I prefer Obi wan Catnobi myself.

It is a full, adorable house around here. Jessie, Floyd, Chief and Obie.