Aww, looks a lot like my fat boy.

This. I haven't had a microwave since I move last July and every time I need to use my frozen stock, I either have to plan a day in advance or defrost a container under running water until it's soft enough to dump into a pot. Such a pain.

The "who watches your kids" is less a judgey question to me and more a practical one. Not everyone can afford a gym membership to a place with a day care and as someone who once kicked my own child in the head while trying to do a DVD in my living room, yeah, who watches the damn kids and where do I get one?

This list makes me want to go home and hug my last Zombie Dust.

My cat has chronic respiratory issues so that would explain this winter. Thanks, Floyd.

I met my husband drunk in a bar celebrating a friend's 21st like a True American. I said something stupid to him and then my friends and I left for another bar. That bar sucked so I ditched the p arty, went back to the first bar, apologized for being a moron and he asked for my phone number.

Move the beginning of the story to Western Mass and you just described how I met every guy I dated in high school.

Awesome! Stupid Marina City blocked most of my view of the filming but I did go out to watch a scene from one of the films where they were umpiring off the Trump building.

I watch Transformers movies just on the off chance I might see my office building get destroyed.

"Pitchers and catchers" is the most beautiful phrase in the English language. Well, other than "Your World Champion Boston Red Sox."

The SpaceKid's last birthday party ended with 8 kids whaling on a downed pinata with hockey sticks in my living room. I'd say it was a success.

Have you seen Pinterest? It is.

SpaceKid loves taking pictures but never selfies. Usually it's the TV, his toys or the toilet for some reason. Once it was a giant spider in the bathroom. I'd rather the selfies, honestly.

Stars all around for the Egypt Game.

I like Malort. I like it a lot. I think my taste buds may have actually stopped working sometime in the past and I just didn't notice.

There you go!

They key to staying warm is not giving any fucks how you look.

Silk sock liners. Warm as fuck, not as itchy as wool.http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&key…

That's a bummer, I loved what they did for the SLC Olympics for the US team. Minus the beanies.

I totally would and you are welcome to vast store of jams and jellies.