I was just thinking I want someone to turn it into fabric.

Back when the SpaceKid was a mere SpaceToddler he was playing in the bath when our idiot dog started barking at the sounds of our downstairs neighbors moving around like normal people do. My dog is stupid, this barking is kind of a problem with him. Without even looking up from his squeezy toys, the SpaceKid muttered…

Blue is the closest you can come the giving yourself synethesia! What does blue taste like? It tastes like blue!

1. Blue

I would make up songs to mine.

All I have to say is I am sorry. I am sure you are trying everything you can. We called my first the Screamapillar because he was either eating, sleeping, or screaming for the first three or four months of his life. One day a woman came into our office with her newborn who was just sitting there awake and cooing and I…

Next gift giving occasion, grace the little rugrats with one of They Might Be Giants several children's albums.

Exactly. When I tell people I am originally from Massachusetts, usually the first question is, "So why don't you talk funny?"

I want to carry this around with me so I can whip it out every time someone here in Chicago asks me why I don't pahhhhhk my cahhhhhhh.

I was terrified that the SpaceKid would recognize the Marathon bombing as The Place that Gramma Lives. I mean, he gets anxious when we watch storm coverage of the northeast. So I asked him if he had any questions about what he had seen on the news and his answer was, "No..... Actually, I do have a questions about…

Eat something starchy before you go to sleep, take Excedrin and Vitamin Water Revive in the morning, find someone else to deal with your toddler the rest of that day.

So SWUG = Not giving a fuck + media attention?

Wow, that sucks. Especially the Half Acre beer part. But no really, fuck migraines.

I feel like an elderly person when I go get my scrips. Two asthma/allergy meds, an inhaler and HBC. Some of these are filled in 3 months batches. Throw in some insulin needles for my cat and I end up leaving the pharmacy with a giant shopping bag.

I wanna print this out and rub it all over my body.

I blame Pinterest for this. Just because you can make your own Cheeze Nips does not mean you should.

I once helped plan a bachelorette party where we all went to Queer Burlesque performance. It was a super fun show and half the people in the party were Gender or Media studies people so it went over real well for the group.

I'll just leave this here.

Not patched. One one year old did this to my husband's phone yesterday. Thankfully she only managed to spend two bucks.

You realize sidewalk 40s are filled with pee, yes?