No, but we did joke about naming his sister Lady Byng.

I love baby name articles because they all serve one function: making me come to terms with the fact that I named my kid after a trophy.

Yep, nothing like giving your daughter the name of a character that got raped by the other character your son is named for.

I knew a Scarlet and Rhett family.

And they will eat anything. ANYTHING.

I want to touch the brain. I will have to settle for poking my computer screen.

Susan fucking Johnson novels. She's got contemporary titles but my favorites are the historical series.

Same here. If my cleaning skills are poor, my mother's are atrocious and yet I am allergic to almost every environmental trigger known to man. But I also have totally random autoimmune stuff too so basically my body is an asshole.

I need to believe that they deeply love each other but maybe just can't hack being a couple. I care more about them as a pair then any other on TV which is pretty sad.

This is where the article lost me too. But still, I want to see this real bad.

I don't bother with compression gear. I like to think all that extra flapping increases the calorie burn.

Hahah. I am only pretend violent towards people I know, don't worry.

Once the SpaceHusband made a comment about our kid throwing like a girl. I told him that if he said it again this girl would drill him with a baseball in the face.

I was watching one of those "factory" shows on Science or Discovery or something and it was about the Lego plant. While the show's narrator was very careful to say "children" or "boys and girls" the actual Lego employees only ever said "boy" or "boys" in reference to their products. It was very telling to me.

Dear TV, thank you for existing. That is all.

One night I was bathing the 3 yrd old SpaceKid and our idiot dog started barking at imaginary intruders like he always does and the kid, covered in bubbles, muttered, "Fucking dog" and I about died laughing. I was too busy being proud of his correct application of the word to both scolding him.

It's OK. I like New Girl too. Don't tell anyone but it makes me laugh more regularly than Community. Shhh.

"Ban softball. Let girls play baseball. Fuck this shit."

I am so, so, soooooo very sad I could not go in for my 10 year reunion and missed this. I honestly can't even remember the name of the woman who spoke at my commencement there. I was following on twitter and the "Ziskind house has now entered the quad" tweet honestly made me cry. Go Big Z!

This. So much. Except in my case all it took was a 45 min. drive because my parents are lazy and I could still go do my laundry for free if I wanted to.