Dear TV, thank you for existing. That is all.

One night I was bathing the 3 yrd old SpaceKid and our idiot dog started barking at imaginary intruders like he always does and the kid, covered in bubbles, muttered, "Fucking dog" and I about died laughing. I was too busy being proud of his correct application of the word to both scolding him.

It's OK. I like New Girl too. Don't tell anyone but it makes me laugh more regularly than Community. Shhh.

"Ban softball. Let girls play baseball. Fuck this shit."

I am so, so, soooooo very sad I could not go in for my 10 year reunion and missed this. I honestly can't even remember the name of the woman who spoke at my commencement there. I was following on twitter and the "Ziskind house has now entered the quad" tweet honestly made me cry. Go Big Z!

This. So much. Except in my case all it took was a 45 min. drive because my parents are lazy and I could still go do my laundry for free if I wanted to.

That cat could be diabetic maybe? The rapid weight loss/yet stuffing himself senseless is exactly what happened to mine and now he gets two insulin shots a day.

It's not so much what she said but the way she insisted why I tell her that the poster for the community Bear Fest (in reality a bunch of painted bear statues around town) was hilarious. And then after my explanation going, "Oh, so like your father."

That is exactly what I was trying to get at (much less eloquently) below.

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Oh I also love the idea that working parents can't practice AP. Like, they just toss the kid onto a heap of other neglected babies at daycare and head off for the day.

Is AP inherently feminist/anti-feminist? I don't think that is the important part to focus on here. I feel like mothers and parents who identify as feminist use that identity to inform their other life choices, such as parenting. Some feminists choose AP, some don't and many, many others incorporate some aspects of is…

My first reaction was "Does Belichick know about this?" I don't think he'd approve.

That SpaceHusband is going to think it very strange when he comes home tonight and finds me watching Nutcracker: The Motion Picture in May and crying my face off.

Along with baby led weaning and the fruit nets, try the purees that come in pouches. The mixes seem to be way less nasty than usual jarred food and he can hold it himself and suck the food out. In a few second flat is he's anything like my little hoss.

In 1992 Bob Zupzic gave me a baseball at Fenway. The fact the I even remember his name should indicate how much this meant to me as a kid. I would absolutely give any ball that I caught to the nearest child. After diving after it like an asshole, obviously.

I have read that there will be more but no more "normal" cycles. Whatever that means in the Tyraverse.

What a wonderful piece of writing. Congratulations to the whole family.

I want to frame that and put it on my daughter's wall.

At first Blood Week really annoyed me but then my brain started playing it in a metal voice and now I think it's awesome. Go ahead, try it.