@Norton: I think you are on to something. It doesn't sound stupid to me at all.

@Mean_Ol_Liberal: Yes, um, hi. Please invite me to whatever party you throw next because your wedding sounds like it was AWESOME.

I college, a lesbian friend received a VCR (I am so, so old) from a friend in Provincetown. As a joke he had left one of his favorite "films" in it for her.

@whiskeyshoes: I ended up having a fairly awkward conversation with my mother about various aspects of the gay community when she demanded to know why I found the poster for the upcoming "Bear Fest" to be so hilarious.

@BAngieB: If you leave the top off too long things get nasty. Really, really nasty.

Once again I feel I must represent for Susan Johnson. These are straight up historical smut. So historical in fact, she has footnotes. Footnotes! Get some larnin' with yo sexy times!

@didntmeanto: But wearing jeans to work may actually be the best part of my job!!!

@xodallas: People keep wanting to know why the SpaceToddler is wearing toenail polish. I simply tell them, "Because he asked me to do it."

Ok, so listen: My baseball team just got swept by a team that changed its name because they felt the word "devil" was alienating their fans.

Well, if my parents are any indication (34 years and counting), the key is to get everyone their own TV.

@WhatYouSayBoutMyMomma: Unless that show is the Amazing Race. Then you are awesome and may end up yelling at a camel at some point.

@morninggloria: Was this guy on one of those landscaping trucks that are always around? I got a "Hey girl, you got a nice fat ass!" from them once.

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

If Prince shows up at my door he will get the same reaction as every Jehovah, "If my Grammy can't convert me, there's no way in hell you can buddy."

@Friendly_Milk: "Bouncy-bouncy with his Maw" just made me smile so hard my headache disappeared.

I would have married Charles Bronson's arms back in the day.

It gets worse, the women carrying males fetuses are being injected with a combination of Budweiser and jock sweat.

Taylor Lautner will never not be Shark Boy to me. Thus, creepy.

@Dictator for Life: If you like killer sex scenes I suggest you try out some Susan Johson. Plus she does a ridiculous amount of research into the historical aspects. So much so that her books have footnotes.

When my younger sister was that age she wanted to be a skunk.