@bananaballs: Hey, I never said I wanted to be cured.

FYI, Hollywood. America has a raging case of the sweatpants. There is no cure.

@Vivi21: I read that and was like, did she go to my school? But then I saw you were DI good so you couldn't possibly have played on my team.

Oh man. My HS basketball coach would nail us with the ball if we weren't looking back at the ball while doing running drills.

For $55 I will bake any of you 3 dozen conversation heart cookies. The cat hair will be extra, however.

@labeled: I bet Ripert is a very, um, attentive man to his lady friends. fans self with over-sized church hat that I totally wish I had right now

Six pages of things that look like wangs and not a single map of Manhattan?

@AnnieSaBu: It's an actual dish from one of Eric Ripert's restaurants. Ooh la la!

This, from Food & Wine, made me snicker like an 8-year-old.

@LA0811: @Kivrin: My family has always had beagles. When I was a tot I would frequently replace my blanky with a nearby set of beagle ears and just sit there on the floor with the dog, sucking my fingers and nuzzling her ears.

@WipeMyPujols: Don't forget how wrapped up NASCAR is in its trade secrets. They can't show anything on TV because they are so paranoid about another team finding out exactly how they torque their motors or whatever.

I think the important thing here to do is that we, the viewers, and others who share our beliefs should vociferously let CBS know how we feel about this isssue with our words and our eyeballs.

Mmm hmmm, Must be all that Earl Sauce.

@hfree: It's as if Angela was hired to create the sets for Little Shop of Horrors. That cape(?) is so Audrey II.

@emfish55: Or even better, CBS runs the ad and several thousand people who support choice send formal complaints to the network just like FoF does every time someone say "ass" on the air.

Mr. Dr. up there looks like the love child of Ryan Seacrest and David Bowie, all apologies to Mr. Bowie.

Is this Purina Dog Chow shirt blue with the checkerboard logo and from, like, 100 years ago, 'cause I am pretty sure my dad has it too.

@Dakota_55: I would hope the iPad could take care of the blotting itself since it allegedly does everything else.

I, for one, will only consider purchasing an iPad if the commercials involve French manicured hands dousing it with blue liquid.

Don't worry, Beverly. Melanie Wilkes will still be totally nice to you even though you showed up to her husband's birthday party dressed like a whore.