Bai Ling, always dressed inappropriately. Even when she looks lovely.

Kelly Wearstler? You mean THE Kelly Wearstler of Top Design who dressed like a toilet paper cover and needed a hairbrush? I guess you could call that fearless. I would have gone with insane though.

@morninggloria: Smart MamaMoGlo. Just think of how much you can get in the inevitable divorce settlement. Each baby you can squeeze out before he is publicly busted carousing with strippers is just gravy on the mashed potatoes of life.

Anna Wintour is dressed like a Vice Principal. It is seriously disorienting.

I think I have a hate crush on a person that works at the same company as me but what I really prefer to do it make up lives for the people I regularly ride the bus with each morning. My favorites are Sassy Nurse Francis and Teenage Mutant Ninja Janitor.

@BabyJane: Don't worry. They did it on purpose because they are waiting until I fly home to see a game with my sister next week to clinch their playoff spot . It'll be ok.

If I tried that thong thing the SpaceHusband would be all, "WTF? Where'd you get that turban?!"

You know it's bad when that fact that she's not wearing any pants is the least of its troubles.

@emfish55: What does the AEAE part even mean? For various reasons I have several teenage girl facebook friends and even I have never seen that before.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Dammit!

I am so, so shocked that these didn't make Sarah's lampooning cut:

Sadly, that cleaver is sharper than any knives currently in my kitchen.

Shouldn't it be the creepy triplets? I swear there is a third one in there because during the PHO-TOH shoot I kept saying to the SpaceHusband, "Didn't she just go? Why does she get two turns?"

Well the bronzer gun was set to 11, wasn't it?

@MotherChucker: You are going to get me fired! Or Killed!

A Bloody Mary made with Clamato is called a Caesar or Bloody Caesar. According to the ever correct Wikipedia, it is also known as the Canadian National Cocktail. So, there's that.

@Sev: That commercial was almost directly responsible for killing me. I was running on the treadmill and when it came on I started laughing so hard I fell down and ended up clinging to the railing with one arm until I could hit the stop button.

There were people lining up when I got to work yesterday morning. The taping didn't start until 5pm. People are BANANAS, yo.

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: As soon as he said that I turned to the SpaceHusband and said, "aaaaaand now he's toast."

I need one of the Gawkerites to come in here and post the Super Squats image. I suck at the internets.