The best Depression Era advice I ever got from my Gramma was actually a recipe:

@hortense: As long as the competitions are more America's Best Dance Crew and less American Idol, I might be ok with this.

Text messaging is the best thing ever because it means I don't ever have to speak to anyone on the phone.

@BlondeGrlz: I spent hours explaining the rules of baseball and hockey to the SpaceFetus. It seems to have worked. Sort of. Mostly he just like bashing things with bats and sticks.

It's, like, bad-ass old lady afternoon today and no one told me, right?

Q:What would you do if you had 20 minutes in a private club booth with Alex Rodriguez?

@Little Green Frog: 18 months? I admire you. I think I started rethinking the SpaceToddler the first time he projectile barfed in my face.

@olivia2.0: @stacyinbean: Are my red socks showing again?

Isn't nodding off whenever the hell you want one of the bonuses of being wicked old?

This may be the first time in my life that I am excited to have the Hallmark channel. Well, maybe second. I did get pretty excited when I found out the ran episodes of Columbo.

@BabyJane: @bellethellama: Weirdly I do own a lot of books and obsessive print out and save recipes from the interwebs but for some reason I never seem to have all the right ingedients so usually my process is:

Foll-owing rec-ipes?

@AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies): Thanks! It's wonderful to be loved. As added incentive, I wrote my phone number on the panties before chucking them.

I love Tom Jones. I threw my panties at him when I was in my 20s. I am not yet 30. The end.

A penguin! Oh, Jezebel, you read my depression stuff list!

@Annabellie: I have a black Cabbage Patch too! Her name is Sally. A few years ago while flipping through the family photo albums I asked the SpaceMother why in the hell they got me a black doll. She just shrugged her shoulders and told me I asked for one.

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I have never had one but my Aunt raises show Setters. They are lovely dogs. A bit on the dim side but sweet as hell.

@Mkp-braaaains-NYC: The red ones? They ain't spaniels. Those are Irish Setters. I luff them immensely.

I was going to be able to look through this under the radar until I got to the "Tild Swinton". After that I as forced to share with my cube mates.

@MuleCat: Drink every time you already knew the little info tidbit the color guy gives about each breed.