A penguin! Oh, Jezebel, you read my depression stuff list!

@Annabellie: I have a black Cabbage Patch too! Her name is Sally. A few years ago while flipping through the family photo albums I asked the SpaceMother why in the hell they got me a black doll. She just shrugged her shoulders and told me I asked for one.

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I have never had one but my Aunt raises show Setters. They are lovely dogs. A bit on the dim side but sweet as hell.

@Mkp-braaaains-NYC: The red ones? They ain't spaniels. Those are Irish Setters. I luff them immensely.

I was going to be able to look through this under the radar until I got to the "Tild Swinton". After that I as forced to share with my cube mates.

@MuleCat: Drink every time you already knew the little info tidbit the color guy gives about each breed.

@bluetrain84: I had the talking Reptar one. My college neighbor would come in and slap me in the head because she could hear it going off in the middle of the night through the wall.

I though dust bunnies came from the fact that I have two cats and a dog and am incredibly lazy.

@AthertonMerriweather: I totally agree. It's always saving money on HFCS laced garbage. Or they are for ridiculously priced household items like cleaning supplies where I can buy the generic one and it's still cheaper.

I know that last image is due to bad cut & paste photoshopping but damn, it looks like the photographer caught her ass mid-falling off.

@beccamb: I have been DVRing but haven't bother to watch any of the episodes yet. It just seems so, I dunno, mean this year.

Looking at all the nominees leads me to believe that I have excellent online reading tastes.

Virginia Madsen better watch herself before some raccoon snags her to decorate it's burrow or whatever.

@misspie - panda tears and angel blood: Monkeys dressed as people is very high on my list of things that make me want to blow up the earth. That commercial may have annoyed more more than even the Teleflora one.

@umamimama: @jblg: Be thankful you weren't watching in AZ where Comcast cut in 30 seconds of porn right after a Cardinal TD.

I'm glad to see that David Duchovny is still getting work.

They are screaming because all the hair pins are poking their scalps.

@Pithmaster: OOOOH cookies, cookies, cookies go in me!

@Hazel: So you're saying I need to go track me down some cookies in the northeast to get what I need?

My mom was pretty high up in our local GS Council when I was in it and cookie time tended to make her a bit crazy.