I find that a drunken finger wag and a slurred, "Neverrr put pitchers, nekkid pitchers, of yerself on the innernet" works just fine for the girls on the SpaceHusband's hockey teams.

@wheatgerm: You could always have him mail you his t-shirts after he's worn them so you can sleep in them. That way you can maintain your clean sheet fetish.

@badmutha: The Spacedog has quite the attraction to what we call 'kitten mcnuggets" in the Spacehousehold.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: My cats, on the other hand, are both Siamese and are very good at making their opinions clear.

I can't tell if my dog doesn't understand me or if he's just ignoring me.

@sportz.star: I agree with the new Nicole Richie but what about Old Old Nicole Richie, whe she was "chubby"?

@eXXX: I have been warned, due to my ungrownuply devotion to the Muppets, that I should never, ever watch that movie.

@sportz.star: Ooooh that could be a fun game to play.

I am going to come out and say this because I feel that Jezebel is an open and accepting place:

@Samanthrax: @AtomiClash: @PhillyLass: I also concur. Especially for this time of year when you need both hands to assemble stupid baby toys.

@SarahMC: Yes, it looks like that one boob is being strangled by the sparkly bit.

I have one sister that is an Aquarius and one that was born in 1981. We all drove Fords growing up. It was not until my little brother came of age that anyone smacked up a car.

@Mkp-hearts-Classic-Jezebel: Or you can upload lots and lots of porn and they will happily delete it for you.

Up or down I don't care. I've nearly fallen in many times and I'm ok. But what I really want to know is how to get the Sracehusband to stop throwing his contacts in the toilet and missing so when I pee in the morning I get little dried up plastic shards stuck to my ass.

@stacyinbean: I live on a park that has two branches of the Chicago River that meet in the middle of it. I think about this CONSTANTLY.

@BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: You may get disappointed because now that I have a nearly 1 year old, somehow I don't have the time or energy to post as much.

@BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: I did the same thing and now it's a baby update blog. Unfortunately, people I work with also started reading it and were then endlessly entertained about my posts about my cervix, giant boobies and other fun preggo stuff.

@EdnasEdibles: Aww, I kind of like the Swiffer ones if only because after seeing one I immediately informed the Spacehusband that if he ever pissed me off to the extent that I booted his ass out, all he would need to do is hire a mariachi band to play Baby Come Back and all would be forgiven.

My first holiday party was three days after I started my job so instead of trying to befriend people I got faced on Cape Codders then got yelled at by the parking attendants who thought I actually wanted to drive, dropped off at a gas station by a cabbie who wouldn't take me to the bar where my friends were and…

@the.bleach: I suppose that's another reason why I never bothered to get them back. I didn't really miss them until graduation when I lost the great media library known as Ziskind House.