@TheFortHillBlues: I saw Rebbecca Lobo once in my local Blockbuster. True Story.

@LadyPants: Good for you. I am still reserving the right to say "Fucking Connecticut" every time I am driving on 91 and the speed limits plummets to 55.

Yay Connecticut! Too bad your alcohol laws are still stupid.

Whatever happened to the classic, "Titfucker"?

All I can think about that red satin monstrosity is that the hem is fucking awful which probably means the chicky wearing the had it made that length on Purpose. By monkeys apparently.

I dunno, in our system of accusations and drawn out court battles, this seems pretty reasonable.

@novelgirl: How they they remake Fame when sensitive ginger guy has been repeatedly assaulted by helicopters?

On one hand, it is very beneficial to maintaining a program to write everything down. However, when do you draw the line between tracking your calorie intake on site like FitDay and CalorieKing and disordered eating?

@swashbuckling: I've fallen on my bajingo before (yes, it's possible) and that hurt like hell. I don't even want to imagine what a pointy ass shoe would feel like.

This was at an airport, yes? There has got to be security footage around somewhere.

The only spa-ishy thing I need to survive is Biore Pore Strips. I love those little fuckers.

@Jessi Ramsey: I think she did describe herself as an animal rights activist, dunno if they ever said which group(s) she was affiliated with.

I watched this earlier today and in comparison to all the other weirdos in the video, the guy who says he doesn't think Obama is a terrorist but that his policies will increase terrorism seemed almost rational.

@supermike5alive: Which I don't really understand anyways because from my extensive experience, hockey mom's are fucking violent nutbags who will do anything to promote their kid's (their own) interests.

@TracyHamandEggs!: Gawker is free. People who attend Flyers games are paying for the right to have someone's political views foisted upon them.

I think the approximately 30 teenage girl hockey players that my husband coaches would like to have a word with him and they have a small lifetime of not being allowed to check during games that they need to clear from their systems.

@wainwrightmac: Well Suess was also from a beer baron background, so maybe...

@Lizawithazee: The rapture, that way they don't ever have to make up their minds.

BBC America is clearly on my destressing policy because they are also showing Coupling after the debate analysis.

If anyone is interested, I will be standing on the street in front of my apt, smoking a butt, ranting about the debates.