@BabyJane: People wonder why I have an aversion to dresses and skirts. All I have to do is show them the "Easter on the Plains" type pictures we have of our family.

My mom used to MAKE us our first day of school dresses. Years later one of my friends suddenly remembered them out of nowhere and then wouldn't stop calling me Laura Ingalls for 2 days.

Can we talk about Ratbones for a moment? That is the best name ever, I think I may have a lady biker crush on Stella now. Plus, when she's actually smiling, she is surprisingly so very, very pretty.

Autumn in Chicago requires a lot more than waist length hair to stay warm.

My downstairs neighbor planted tomatoes this year and she said we could have some but the damn squirrels keep stealing them all. :(

@little stripes: I was just thinking that I needed to know what brand she wears because those sweater puppies are looking frisky!

Why does the chicken woman have what looks like bowling balls coming out of her ass?

@Archetype: Hah, my son needs to be several months older before I can get one of my cats into his clothes. The kid is already 8 months old; this cat may be the fattest Siamese EVER.

Somehow I think if I managed to hold down my boxer long enough to stuff him into a kimono, the results would not be that cute. Not cute at all.

@UnSeelie.......: If you can, try to see Alone in the Dark where Reid plays a character described on IMBD as "a young genius anthropologist with an incredible memory".

JCrew is down because their new website makes it physically impossible to actually purchase anything.

I would love to swap recipes with John Waters.

@LaFemme: Can we only hope that he'd use "feminism" as a not dirty word?

@BlowJoy: tap tap tap. Moooooom, turn on the spigots!

@llsie: He's acting mad because the Daily Show is in Denver and he isn't.

@ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator: Heh, mine came from the Limited. Poor people need interview outfits too.

@rosasparks: Well, I am so sweaty from conventioneering, I just made him get me a beer.

@rosasparks: Oh, it's not a shame thing or anything. If he gets home and sees I've been drinking then he'll want in and then we'll both be drunk for the drive to daycare in the morning.

@tscheese: I need a Daily Show commercial so I can hide me beer bottles before the Spacehusband gets home

OK, that lady is a baaaad bitch. You can tell.